HUMOROUSGUY

Attention: I do NOT engage in YIM, KIK, SKYPE, FACEBOOK, Etc.

Looking for my rest of my life partner ! I've been single for a bit of time, and am actively, but slowly, looking to get back into dating. That being said I'm interested in dating to get to know each other first. LOOKING FOR D/S RELATIONSHIP A NOT B/D.

What I do need / want / desire are : intelligence, humor, personality, looks, and independence. I AM CURRENTLY LIVING WITH A HOUSEMATE (MALE), IN SEPARATE ROOMS (STRICTLY PLATONIC). In my free time I read a lot (STEVEN KING, LOUIS LAMOURE), write occasionally, prefer being outdoors or on an adventure with my service dog, ZOE, rather than at the bar. FOR FUN WE, (ZOE MY SERVICE DOG) GO METAL DETECTING (JUST STARTED THIS), WALKS, FLEA MARKETS, ROAD TRIPS, CONCERTS, BOWLING, ANTIQUE AND THRIFT STORES, MOVIES, BINGO, SURF-N-TURF RESTAURANTS, SHARK FISHING, cruises, karaoke, gambling, parachuting, jamming out at home with my great stereo and drinks,TARGET SHOOTING . I HAVE NEVER VOTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, NOT ONCE . BUT I DO LIKE TO GO TO THE V.F.W. POST AND HAVE FUN.

I have a super great sense of humor. And my profile picture was taken on 05-July.
Drop a line, even if to just say hi. Not interested in pain, giving or receiving....I WILL NOT SPONSOR NOR WILL I SEND MONEY UNDER ANY CONDITIONS !! DON'T ASK OR YOU WILL BE IGGY'D...
Do not want any drama...I am a Dom...Looking for a girlfriend in public, but a dirty little slut behind doors ( You must be a three hole gal )....domestic sub as well...maybe 50's style...I do not smoke,you must not smoke...I do drink OCCASIONALLY (WHITE RUSSIANS), you must not drink HEAVY...maybe some wine at times for both of us...U.S.M.C. retired with V.A. benefits pension of which I live off...
DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE MARRIED/ATTACHED/ENGAGED/HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR HAVE CHILDREN OR WISH TO HAVE CHILDREN. THAT PART IN MY LIFE IS OVER. NEXT CHAPTER IS WITHOUT CHILDREN. NO NEW YORKER'S OR CALIFORNIAN'S !! Absolutely love any seafood ( I'm a Florida boy-SPACE COAST ) Love salads as well...I WILL NOT SEND MY PHONE NUMBER OR TEXT YOU UNTIL WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER HERE...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYboMkLluKo&list=PLIv4PqLB1YTVzHcUBcN-3fhrH0CH2z289&index=48
KEVIN